CSI: Crime Scene Investigation2000

Mia Dickerson:
Nine vibrators, five plugs and four strands of beads.

Greg Sanders:
And a partridge in a pear tree. Some kids are happy playing in the sandbox, others want every toy in the store. And apparently these are dishwasher safe.

Mia Dickerson:
I'll swab the nooks and crannies for semen and vaginal secreations and epthelials, but don't get your hopes up.

Greg Sanders:
Oh, my money's on bag number two.

Mia Dickerson:
Twenty-six used condoms.

Greg Sanders:
Just like being back in college, right?

Mia Dickerson:
Sara said you didn't lose your virginity until you were twenty-two. [Greg acts like he didn't hear her and goes back to work]