CSI: Crime Scene Investigation2000

Captain Jim Brass:
So, according to this, you said that you struck the Steven with his staff. You smote him. That isn't true, is it?

George:
Yea - no.

Captain Jim Brass:
What did you hit him with? Oh, it says here a large rock.

George:
Yes.

Captain Jim Brass:
No, wait a minute, the branch of a tree.

George:
Yes.

Captain Jim Brass:
No, a hockey stick.

George:
Yes.

Captain Jim Brass:
You didn't really kill Steven, did you?

George:
No.

Captain Jim Brass:
So why'd you confess to murder?

George:
Well, I try to live my life according to the 17th proclamation of the Steven, from his second sermon at the Starbucks.

Captain Jim Brass:
Oh, I missed that one.

George:
"It is better to be agreeable than to be right."

Captain Jim Brass:
That's not religion, that's marriage.

George:
[laughs] That's... very...

Captain Jim Brass:
So you didn't kill Steven?

George:
Yes. No.

Captain Jim Brass:
You did?

George:
Yes.

Captain Jim Brass:
You killed him?

George:
No.

Captain Jim Brass:
Are you clinically insane or just incredibly annoying?

George:
What would you prefer?