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Holy Steven:
[the gospel according to "Holy" Steven] Greetings, siblings. Today we learn the lesson of the barista, who taught me - Steven - this lesson. I did not want whipped cream on my half-caf venti mocha latte. But when it arrived so and I mentioned it, the barista said, "Dude, we're slammed here. Can't you just spoon it out?" And I realized, I could and I did. And thus I freed myself of the conflict that would afflict all the other good people in line. So remember, siblings: In all things be supple of thought and pliant of deed.