CSI: Miami2002

Cell Phone Bomber:
You found my phone?

Tim Speedle:
Have a seat. You had lunch at the Wayfarer Grill today?

Cell Phone Bomber:
Shark steak.

Tim Speedle:
Sounds delicious. A valet attendant stole your phone from your car.

Cell Phone Bomber:
I was thinking someone from the gym stole it. So, where is it?

[Speedle dumps evidence baggies containing pieces of said phone on the table]

Cell Phone Bomber:
Man!

Tim Speedle:
Probably doesn't look the same.

Cell Phone Bomber:
No warranty.

Tim Speedle:
That sucks. You do realize that you blew up your own cell phone by putting explosives in it.

Cell Phone Bomber:
In the phone's battery compartment.

Tim Speedle:
So, what are you, crazy?

Cell Phone Bomber:
Hey, look. Some guys like to keep alcohol in their car, video games. I like to go to the Everglades, blow things up. It's... it's a sport.

Tim Speedle:
It's a sport?

Cell Phone Bomber:
It's fun. Like fireworks. It doesn't hurt anybody. You know, where's the harm? It's not like I'm a terrorist or anything.

Tim Speedle:
Well, you're looking at three years, minimum.

Cell Phone Bomber:
I bought all the ingredients legally.

Tim Speedle:
That doesn't matter. Possessing or manufacturing an explosive device is a felony.

Cell Phone Bomber:
This is all 'cause some guy ripped me off?

Tim Speedle:
That guy died of unrelated causes, but your bomb almost killed our medical examiner.

Cell Phone Bomber:
Now, this... this isn't fair.

Alexx Woods:
[entering] Want to talk about fair?

[Alexx puts a pair of pictures down on the table]

Cell Phone Bomber:
Who are they?

Alexx Woods:
My kids. They almost lost their mother because you like to blow things up. So tell me, is that fair?