Campion1989

[Campion is imprisoned in a barn loft]

Mrs. Daisy Shannon:
Good evening. You haven't shaved at all today. Not much of a credit to the regiment.

Albert Campion:
I have to tell you, Mrs. Shannon, that I can't honestly recommend this place. The bed creaks, the telephone doesn't work, the room service is non-existent and the staff extremely rude.

[a horse whinnies below]

Albert Campion:
Oh yes, and the people downstairs are extremely noisy. Otherwise it's fine.