Casualty1986

[Greg, Guppy, Alice, Cyd and Abs have gone surfing. Guppy has been stung by a weaver fish in his foot and is in a lot of pain. Abs has a suggestion to get rid of the sting]

John 'Abs' Denham:
Well there is the traditional remedy. We could try that. On-the-spot job.

Cynthia 'Cyd' Pyke:
[grinning] Oh yeah.

Gurpreet 'Guppy' Sandhu:
Well whatever it is, just do it!

John 'Abs' Denham:
OK, you sure? Cyd, do you want to do it or... I should really do it, shouldn't I?

Cynthia 'Cyd' Pyke:
Yeah, probably best. Anyway, I don't think I can.

John 'Abs' Denham:
OK!

[Abs starts to unzip his wetsuit. Guppy suddenly realizes that the remedy involves Abs peeing on his foot to neutralise the sting]

Gurpreet 'Guppy' Sandhu:
Oh no! Not that! Oh no!

John 'Abs' Denham:
Guppy, you'll thank me after!