CatDog1998

Cat:
Hiya kids! Do you know what time it is? It's time to read some fan mail! Winslow, pass up those letters, my good man.

Winslow T. Oddfellow:
Nothing today, Chief.

Cat:
Are you sure?

Winslow T. Oddfellow:
Trust me. You two are as popular as a monkey in a banana patch. Forget about it.

Dog:
I have one! "Dear Us, Where did we come from? Signed, you and me."

Winslow T. Oddfellow:
Pathetic.

Cat:
Good question, Dog. As some may not realize, Dog and I are descendants of royalty.

Dog:
Right, royalty! Um... I don't get it.

Cat:
[whispering to Dog] Just work with me here, okay?

Dog:
Oh! Royalty! We were the King and Queen of England! We wore crowns of sausages, dental floss, and bowling balls!

Cat:
Yeah, well that was the rumor, but we did grow up in a beautiful country.

Dog:
Beautiful country high in the frigid peaks of the Florida Alps!

Cat:
Florida Alps?

Dog:
Then we learned to fly... out into outer space... and back down into the ocean! There, we found deep-sea leprechauns... and a void so dark, we got lost in a crazy negative demension!

Cat:
OKAY! OKAY! OKAY! THAT IS ENOUGH!

Dog:
You said, "work with me." I'm working with you.

Winslow T. Oddfellow:
And you two wonder why you never get fan mail? Sheesh Louis!

Cat:
[to Dog] Deep-sea leprechauns?