Chappelle's Show

Chappelle's Show2003

Chappelle's Show is an American sketch comedy television series created by comedians Dave Chappelle and Neal Brennan, with Chappelle hosting the show and starring in the majority of its sketches. Chappelle, Brennan, and Michele Armour were the show'… more »



Businessman:
I'll have a Samuel Jackson.

Samuel Jackson:
[shouts] Good motherf***ing choice, motherf***er! Samuel Jackson! Made painstakingly by me, Samuel L. Jackson! It'll get ya drunk! You'll be f***ing fat girls in no time! You might even fight a nigga or two! Mmmm-mmm, b*tch!

[Jackson walks up to the businessman]

Samuel Jackson:
[shouts] How's it taste, motherf***er?

Businessman:
Could you please stop yelling at me?

Samuel Jackson:
[shouts] No, I can't stop yelling, 'cause that's how I talk! Haven't you seen my movies? "Juice" That was a good one! "Deep Blue Sea" They ate me! A motherf***ing shark ate me! Drink up, b*tch!

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