Charmed1998

[Piper and Leo are down behind the bar. Piper giggles. Piper's cell phone rings and she pops up, out of breath to answer it]

Piper:
Hello?

Phoebe:
Hey, did you make the potion?

Piper:
Potion? P-P-Paige is making the potion. [Leo pops up beside Piper and starts kissing her neck] And I have ten glorious minutes then I have to have my herbs.

Phoebe:
Great, because I need your help fast. Karen's gonna get fired unless we get her advice column in by 8:00 tonight.

Piper:
Uh-huh.

Phoebe:
So what would tell a twenty-eight year old woman who's still living in her parents house because she's afraid of living alone?

Piper:
I'd tell her to get a life.

Phoebe:
How can I write that? We fight demons every day. How can I tell her that there's nothing to be afraid of, you know? (Piper makes a noise as Leo disappears behind the bar again, smiling.) What are you doing, Piper?

Piper:
I am taking my own advice.

Phoebe:
Eww.