Charmed1998

Phoebe Halliwell:
Okay. Look Prue, I think we need to put some major closer on this or we're gonna be in rocking chairs slurping oatmeal out of rubber spoons and I'm still gonna hear about Roger. Piper, am I a boyfriend thief?

Piper Halliwell:
Totally.

Phoebe Halliwell:
Besides Roger, whom again Prue, I never touched.

Piper Halliwell:
My boyfriend. Billy Wilson.

Phoebe Halliwell:
Billy W... Eight grade Billy Wilson?

Piper Halliwell:
You kissed him at homecoming.

Phoebe Halliwell:
No, I did not kiss him at homecoming. I was helping him find a contact lens.

Piper Halliwell:
Oh please. You were all over him with your breasts all... whatever...

Phoebe Halliwell:
I didn't even have breasts back then.

Piper Halliwell:
Phoebe, you've always had breasts.