Charmed1998

Piper Halliwell:
You're up early.

Phoebe Halliwell:
I never went to sleep.

Piper Halliwell:
Don't tell me you put on a black conical hat and spent the night flying around the neighborhood on a broomstick.

Phoebe Halliwell:
The only broom I've ever had was kept in a closet beside a mop.

Piper Halliwell:
So what were you doing?

Phoebe Halliwell:
Reading. Is Prue around?

Piper Halliwell:
She went to work early. Reading aloud?

Phoebe Halliwell:
No, but... according to the Book of Shadows, one of our ancestors was a witch named Melinda Warren.

Piper Halliwell:
And we have a cousin who's a drunk, an aunt who's manic, and a father who's invisible.