Chelmsford 1231988

Grasientus:
A map of ancient Chelmsford has been stolen from the map room.

Aulus Paulinus:
That's very peculiar, Grasientus. We've got a map room?

Grasientus:
Bet it's one of Badvoc's man.

Aulus Paulinus:
Grasientus, something puzzles me.

Grasientus:
Yes. You mean why would he want to steal a map of old Chelmsford?

Aulus Paulinus:
No, what you were doing in the map room at three in the morning.

Grasientus:
Ah, yes, well... apart from the maps I keep certain literature in there which I browse through often before retiring.

Aulus Paulinus:
You mean the ones depicting scenes from pastoral Greece? The ones showing shepherds and shepherdesses doing what shepherds and shepherdesses do when they're not shepherding their sheep?

Grasientus:
The very same.

Aulus Paulinus:
So what's in this map room?

Grasientus:
Well apart from the...

Aulus Paulinus:
...Greek porno.

Grasientus:
A few maps.

Aulus Paulinus:
How many?

Grasientus:
One.

Aulus Paulinus:
And it's been stolen.

Grasientus:
Yes. Appalling, isn't it?

Aulus Paulinus:
Well Grasientus, we are faced with the most serious problem. Namely... what do we now call the map room?