Clarence2014

Clarence Wendell:
[shocked that Balance made it the teachers lounge first] Wha? HOW DID HE...?

Balance:
[telepathically] How did I what, doc? How did I switch the tapes? How did I KNOW you were gonna, come here? Well you see, I've always been here, Clarence. And now, I've got the teachers eating out of the palm of my hand.

Clarence Wendell:
HOW ARE YOU TALKING TO ME! ARE YOU... TELEGRAPHIC!

Balance:
I can make you think you're hearing, anything I want, even smell anything I want.

Clarence Wendell:
[sniffs the air and through thought] Mmm, pizza

Balance:
I can even make you think, you're smelling you're own sweet...

Clarence Wendell:
No wait. [sniffs the air again] Lasagna?

Balance:
SILENCE! Listen to me boy, there's the man's world, and there's the spirit world. But can't handle my world. Little bird, fly away home. Your house is on fire, your children alone.