Clone High2002

Abe:
So how's the conflict? Mediated? Hello? [Short pause] Dinger!

Cleopatra:
Abe get down! DOWN! Joan went crazy after we divided to room. She's like a monkey in every way.

Abe:
[Joan does a Tarzanesque swing from the top of the bed and starts throwing things at Cleo. ] I didn't expect that you two would divde the room horizontially.

Cleopatra:
Bunkbeds Abe! Think! Ugh!

Cleopatra:
[Cleo flings her false eyelashes at Joan and they stick in the wall beside Joan's head] YANKEE GO HOME!

Abe:
I think what Cleo is trying to say is that she would be more respectful of Joan if she...

Joan of Arc:
DIE DIXIE SLUT!

Abe:
I think Joan brings a good arguement to the table. [Joan and Cleo continue to throw things at each other] That's it Joan in the north and Cleo in the south hear me when I say a bedroom divided cannot stand on its own.

Abe:
[Joan and Cleo throw flaming containers at each other which mistakenly hit Abe in his face after which he plummets out the two storey window into Cleo's swimming pool. He gurgles] Storm's a brewin'.