Clone High2002

Marie Antoinette:
[unenthused] Welcome to the Grassy Knoll. Try our new smoothie with pomagranate juice.

JFK:
Can I try that with melons? And Coconuts?

Gandhi:
Can I have some yams?

JFK:
Hey get your own jokes. The booby bit is MINE!

JFK:
Can I have some "cans" of milk.

Gandhi:
Yeah and some "jugs" of cream.

JFK:
Alright you just brought yourself a knuckle massage! [Crowd begins to chant fight]

Abe:
A fight? Guys? GUYS? My conflict mediation seminar taught us how to reslove conflict.

JFK:
[JFK punches Gandhi in the chin] I've got your "berries" right here and by berries I mean my foot in your berries. [Spits] Pun thief.

Joan of Arc:
I never thought hell could be this pink.

Cleopatra:
[opens up a drawer in her jewelry box] You can put your stuff in here. If we're going to share a room I need you to sign this. [produces a form] It's a non-disclosure agreement. It phrohibits you from discussing such things as my pre-morning make-up face and my mid-moring bowel movement.