Columbo1971

Lt. Flaherty:
Columbo.

Columbo:
Lt. Flaherty. Long time, no see.

Lt. Flaherty:
You ought to try coming downtown once in a while.

Columbo:
I'm gonna get down there this week for sure.

Lt. Flaherty:
You know a Sergeant Lefkowitz?

Columbo:
Sergeant Lefkowitz? Oh, the lady with the computer. Yes.

Lt. Flaherty:
You've been giving her the run around.

Columbo:
Me? No. No, I explained to her that my records regard to my going to pistol practice got loused up in the computer.

Lt. Flaherty:
You were right about that. The read-out said you hadn't fired in five years. She double-checked it. It was ten.

Columbo:
Gee, you gotta be kidding!

Lt. Flaherty:
You better get out to that range right away.

Columbo:
Gee, I can't go now. I gotta go some place.

Lt. Flaherty:
Columbo, you could be suspended.

Columbo:
But I don't have a gun.