Count Duckula1988

Nanny:
[Igor has drank the reversing potion in his tea] Oh Mr. Igor, are you having a turn? Dear, you're turning a funny color, Mr. Igor. Mr. Igor, are you all right?

Igor:
I shall feel infinitely better, my dear, dear Nanny, when I have spread a little happiness, kissed a few babies, given shelter to some stray dogs, rescued several lost kittens, and helped a handful of old ladies across the room.

Nanny:
[chuckling] Oh Mr. Igor, you will have your little joke!

Igor:
Joke, my dear sweet Nanny? But no. One should never joke about being good and kind and loving and kind and helpful to those more needy than oneself. I must leave you now; I have to go and bring joy and contentment to mankind!