Count Duckula1988

Colonel Willoughby:
[Colonel Willoughby is coming through the hall] Jives! Jives, get on parade, on the double!

Jives the Penguin Butler:
Oh, dear.

Count Duckula:
Oh, what's that?

Colonel Willoughby:
That sir, is...

Colonel Willoughby:
Fish, you ghastly little bounder, fish!

Jives the Penguin Butler:
That is my present employer, returned home unexpectedly.

Colonel Willoughby:
Do you hear me, Jives?

Jives the Penguin Butler:
Indeed I do, sir.

Colonel Willoughby:
Then, where's me dinner, eh? Where's me fish? Ah, you have it there! [looks at Duckula] Dashed funny looking fish, that is!

Count Duckula:
Fish? I'm no fish! I'm nobody's dinner, either!

Jives the Penguin Butler:
No, sir, this is not your dinner, this is...

Colonel Willoughby:
Another of your infernal scrounging distant cousins, eh? So where is me dinner, eh, where's me fish? Never mind your distant cousin, do your horrible idle self and bring me fish, lots of fish on the double!

Colonel Willoughby:
Colonel Willoughby, sir, I...

Colonel Willoughby:
And tell your distant cousin to distance himself some distance from me igloo!