Count Duckula1988

[Duckula meets two Egyptian priests deep beneath a pyramid]

Hoomite:
I am Hoomite, High Priest of the Sun God Ra! And this is my assistant Yoobee.

Yoobee:
Delighted, I'm sure.

Hoomite:
Who might you be?

Count Duckula:
Yes, I got that.

Hoomite:
No, who might you be?

Count Duckula:
Yes, I know, you said that already.

Hoomite:
So you will not tell me?

Count Duckula:
Well, I hardly need to, do I?

Hoomite:
We shall see about that! Yoobee, you try.

Yoobee:
Oh, very well master. Listen I am Yoobee, right?

Count Duckula:
Wrong. I am. You are.

Yoobee:
Aahhh! There you are Master, he is Yooare.

Hoomite:
So you are Yooare?

Count Duckula:
I am not, I am not.

Hoomite:
See! He is not Yooare, he is Knot!

Yoobee:
You are Yooare!

Count Duckula:
I am not Yooare.

Yoobee:
Don't call me Knot, Yooare. I am not Yooare, I am not Knot. I am Yoobee.

Count Duckula:
Look, let us get this sorted out. I am not Knot, okay? I am not Yooare. Okay? And you are Hoomite. And you are Yoobee. Okay?

Hoomite, Yoobee:
Okay.

Hoomite:
But!

Count Duckula:
Yes?

Hoomite:
Who might you be?