Count Duckula1988

Ruffles:
[spying on Castle Duckula] I like the looks of that there castle. What''s the guidebook say?

Burt:
[opens book] Uh, here we go. "Castle Duckula, home to the traditional vampire barons of Transylvania." Here, guv, vampires!

Ruffles:
Oh, don't be stupid, it just says that to get the tourists in, get on with it!

Burt:
Uh, antique prisoners, already nicked by butler, got a great of assortment of valuable paintings, "beware of the werewolf".

Ruffles:
Werewolf, eh? When's full moon?

Burt:
[looks at watch] Uh, next week, chief.

Ruffles:
Oh, well that's all right, then.So they've got a lot of valuable paintings, have they? It'll be our best job since the Tower of London!