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Do you remember those Hamlet cigar ads? I had a great one: The guy tried to gas himself, right, singularly unsuccessful because it's natural gas, right? So he decides to console himself by lighting a Hamlet cigar. He lights it up, boom the whole house blows up. Then as the dust settles the camera goes in, finds the packet, and it says, "Smoking can seriously damage your health."

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