Cracker1993

Head of Psychology:
[in a packed lecture theatre] OK everyone, [audience begins to stop talking] Dr. Fitzgerald is now ready to give us his lecture.

Dr. Eddie 'Fitz' Fitzgerald:
[Fitz approaches the lectern and puts on his glasses; total silence in lecture theatre; he picks up a book] Spinoza... [Fitz throws the book into the audience and picks up another book]... Descartes... [throws the book into the audience and picks up another book]... Hobbes... [throws the book into the audience and picks up another book]... Locke... [he now throws the books in quicker succession] Freud, Adler, Jung, Mehler, Pavlov... [stops throwing books and looks directly at the audience] End of lecture! [he walks off the stage].