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Fitz:
Someone goes into the store, buys a copy of the Guardian and a packet of teabags, and walks out without them. Why? A trauma. An argument.

DS Jimmy Beck:
Bollocks.

DCI David Bilborough:
We're looking for a skinhead.

Fitz:
Whoever bought those items has not come forward.

DCI David Bilborough:
That row was witnessed. He was an ordinary bloke, ordinary clothes, ordinary haircut. He's got nothing to do with the killing.

DS Jimmy Beck:
Bollocks.

DCI David Bilborough:
Jimmy, will you shut up?

DS Jimmy Beck:
It's a load of bollocks!

Fitz:
The shopkeeper didn't pick up the 4p. Why? Because he was dead.

DCI David Bilborough:
He probably had a bad back! Fitz, we've got a description of the killer! He was a bloody skinhead, for God's sake, a bloody skinhead.

Fitz:
There's a row. He goes home, broods a bit, shaves his head, comes back, throws the four pence at him, and stabs him, right?

DS Jimmy Beck:
Bollocks!

Fitz:
[to Beck] You need a Thesaurus.

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