Criminal Minds2005

Jennifer 'JJ' Jareau:
National media's picked up on the story. We're gonna need to make a statement when we land.

Aaron 'Hotch' Hotchner:
We want to make people aware without obviously causing panic.

Jennifer 'JJ' Jareau:
Stress hyper-vigilance, the whole buddy system. Yeah, I'm all over it. I just don't think anyone's gonna listen.

Dr. Spencer Reid:
What do you mean?

Jennifer 'JJ' Jareau:
Come on, drunk college students don't exactly want to hear they shouldn't talk to strangers.

Dr. Spencer Reid:
Right. [goes to sit]

Emily Prentiss:
[to Garcia on the webcam] Was there any DNA left on the scene?

Penelope Garcia:
Uh, yeah. Too *much* DNA. This portion of The Garcia Show will be brought to you by the letter "I" for icky. The lab has recovered over a hundred different trace samples as multiple guests create a cesspool of DNA. Also, there is no way to determine the exact time of "secretion" or to eliminate anyone actually working at the hotel.