Criminal Minds2005

Penelope Garcia:
[Rushes into JJ's office] I might be in big trouble

Jennifer 'JJ' Jareau:
Come on in [keeps on reading her papers]

Penelope Garcia:
I can't believe he showed up at my apartment

Jennifer 'JJ' Jareau:
It's not like I am doing anything in here

Penelope Garcia:
We just had a seminar on fraternization last week, but

Jennifer 'JJ' Jareau:
I really have a lot of work to do, Garcia

Penelope Garcia:
So you don't want to hear how agent Rossi showed up at my door in the middle of the night while I was enjoying post-coital shower with fellow FBI technical analyst Kevin Lynch?

Jennifer 'JJ' Jareau:
[closes file, turns chair] Sit. So you were in the shower with Kevin Lynch?

Penelope Garcia:
Come on JJ, I am being serious I need your help

Jennifer 'JJ' Jareau:
With what?

Penelope Garcia:
Agent Rossi! We're not supposed to date fellow bureau employees

Jennifer 'JJ' Jareau:
From what I hear, Rossi is the reason most of these fraternization rules even exist, okay? He's not going tell anyone. Just relax. Wait, what was Rossi doing in your apartment?

Penelope Garcia:
That's a good... I am not supposed to tell anyone

Jennifer 'JJ' Jareau:
Why?

Penelope Garcia:
I didn't press the issue. I was all naked and all drippy

Jennifer 'JJ' Jareau:
Doesn't showering with someone always seem like a better idea before you're actually doing it?

Penelope Garcia:
[laughs] Yes, it's a bit of a workout

Jennifer 'JJ' Jareau:
And there comes a point where a girl just got to wash her hair alone, you know