Criminal Minds2005

Emily Prentiss:
[Prentiss has bid on a house for sale] I can't believe I'm doing it. I mean, it's probably not gonna work out anyway, right? There are five other sealed bids, and I offered way below what the owners are asking.

Jennifer 'JJ' Jareau:
Uh huh. Sounds to me like someone's hoping they don't get it.

Dr. Spencer Reid:
Orthophobia: fear of owning personal property.

Emily Prentiss:
No, I don't have a fear of owning stuff. Turn me loose in a shoe store, I'll prove that. My fear is personal property that weighs three hundred tons.

Dr. Spencer Reid:
Actually, depending on materials used, square footage, and horizontal versus vertical construction, the average house only weighs about sixty tons.

Emily Prentiss:
[sarcastically] Well, thanks for that, Reid. I feel light as a bird already.