Criminal Minds2005

Jason Gideon:
I know all about you, Tim. You're at the gym five times a week. You drive a flashy car, you stink of cologne, and you can't get it up. Not even Viagra's working for you. You know what that tells me? That tells me you are hopelessly compensating, and it's not just in your head. It is physical. What did the girls call you in high school? What'd they come up with when you fumbled your way into some girl's pants and she started laughing when she got a good look at just how little you had to offer?

Tim Vogel:
Shut up!

Jason Gideon:
Short Stack? Very Little Vogel? I got it: Tiny Tim.