Criminal Minds2005

Derek Morgan:
Good morning, Emily. Had a good weekend?

Emily Prentiss:
Yeah! No. Yes

Derek Morgan:
[giggles] Oh, I've been there

Emily Prentiss:
No, it wasn't... I don't want to get into it

Derek Morgan:
No problem

Emily Prentiss:
It... it just feels weird for me to talk about my personal life her, you know? I don't really know all you guys that well yet

Derek Morgan:
I totally get that [walks away]

Emily Prentiss:
[loud] I think, I totally screwed up this date

Derek Morgan:
[returns] Okay, what happened?

Emily Prentiss:
You've to understand: I am a nerd, like seriously. And I can fool people, days, weeks even but sooner or later I blow my cover and I say something so geeky and then he doesn't respond and I lose all confidence

Derek Morgan:
What did you say?

Emily Prentiss:
"Kilgore Trout"

Derek Morgan:
Guy has a problem with Kurt Vonnegut?

Emily Prentiss:
You know Kilgore Trout?

Derek Morgan:
I read "Slaughterhouse Five" when I was twelve! It blew my mind. Seriously, I could not get enough, so I just kept going and read them all

Emily Prentiss:
Yeah, yeah, me too! What's your favorite?

Derek Morgan:
Oh, "Modern Knight"

Emily Prentiss:
The one about the American spy

Derek Morgan:
Who pretends to be a Nazi

Emily Prentiss:
"You are who you pretend to be"

Derek Morgan:
"So be careful who you pretend to be"

Emily Prentiss:
Oh my God! I can't believe you're a Vonnegut fan. You just made my day!

Derek Morgan:
Anytime