Criminal Minds2005

Dr. Spencer Reid:
Whoa, Rossi!

David Rossi:
Why doesn't this surprise me?

Dr. Spencer Reid:
Are you here for the convention?

David Rossi:
Who schedules a cigar aficionado event back to back with this?

Dr. Spencer Reid:
I know, right? It's the greatest party ever.

David Rossi:
Well, it was gonna be. Unless it involves Gentleman Jack and pre-embargo Cuban cigars. I find that statement to be highly dubious.

Penelope Garcia:
Kevin brought another woman. I'm plotting revenge. Do you want to help?

David Rossi:
No. Now, you know I love you both, but this is Saturday and it is my day off, so I'd prefer to love you from afar. So, have fun. It's my bedtime.

Dr. Spencer Reid:
It's 9:00 a.m.

David Rossi:
You're judging me?