Criminal Minds2005

David Rossi:
Why were you calling Clyde Easter so much, Jack?

Jack Fahey:
Anybody got a smoke? How about you, beanpole?

David Rossi:
What do you think?

Dr. Spencer Reid:
Narcissism masking deep-seated insecurity.

David Rossi:
So if we puncture his self-image, this hood rat will talk.

Jack Fahey:
Hey, hey, hey, I ain't no hood rat. You take that back.

David Rossi:
Well, you look like one. You smell like one. You smell that?

Dr. Spencer Reid:
Hood rat.

Jack Fahey:
I am not! Take it back!

David Rossi:
Hey, Jack. Do you know what a hood rat is? You see what I mean? He's just gonna have to learn the hard way.

Jack Fahey:
All right, look, Clyde was gonna pay my medical bills, all right? This ear, it ain't growing back.

Dr. Spencer Reid:
What happened to it?

Jack Fahey:
This b*tch teammate of his shot it. Said it was a warning. Thought she could take on this IRA big shot named Doyle. So I told these... What the hell, man? Jeez!

David Rossi:
Where's Prentiss?

Jack Fahey:
Who? I don't know!

David Rossi:
Lauren Reynolds.

Dr. Spencer Reid:
Where's Lauren Reynolds?

Jack Fahey:
Friend of yours, is she?

David Rossi:
You tell us where she is right now, or I swear, I'll send you to a prison where they'll teach you what a hood rat is.

Jack Fahey:
And by the time you do, she'll be in pieces. So... my price just went up.