Criminal Minds2005

Derek Morgan:
Come here, come here.

Savannah Hayes:
You know, that's why I blame you.

Derek Morgan:
What, me?

Savannah Hayes:
Yes. One more time turned into two more times, and now there's no way we're getting a table on such short notice.

Derek Morgan:
Girl, look at you. Can you blame me? But as long as I'm with you, we can go anywhere you want... Oh, wait a minute. Hello, what are you doing here?

Penelope Garcia:
Oh, my God.

Savannah Hayes:
Penelope?

Penelope Garcia:
Wow, it is so nice to finally meet you.

Savannah Hayes:
You, too.

Derek Morgan:
Hey, you must be Sam.

Sam:
Sam I am. I've heard a lot about you.

Derek Morgan:
Oh, not guilty. Not guilty.

Penelope Garcia:
Look at you guys. You're literally flawless. You're like the live-action Ken and Barbie.

Sam:
So where are you guys headed?

Derek Morgan:
Well, we actually had a change of plans.

Sam:
Same here.

Penelope Garcia:
Is what's happening right now what I think is happening right now?

Savannah Hayes:
Why, I believe so.

Penelope Garcia:
This is our first double date.

Sam:
In that case, after you.

Savannah Hayes:
All right.

Derek Morgan:
And after you, sir.