Criminal Minds2005

Emily Prentiss:
[Brings beer and Brad from the bar] Ladies, this is Brad! A real FBI agent!

Penelope Garcia:
Really?

Emily Prentiss:
Really!

Jennifer 'JJ' Jareau:
No way!

Penelope Garcia:
That's exciting! What's it like in Quantico?

Brad:
It's, eh, quite impressive!

Jennifer 'JJ' Jareau:
What department are you in?

Brad:
That's classified

Jennifer 'JJ' Jareau:
Oh [winks to Garcia & Emily] it must be really tough keeping all those secrets

Brad:
It's a skill like anything else. Carpenters are good at building stuff, measuring. FBI is good at keeping secrets and kicking criminal ass!

Emily Prentiss:
Well, somebody has to do it! Oh, do you have to carry your gun and batch with you everywhere you go?

Brad:
Affirmative

Emily Prentiss:
Can we see it?

Brad:
See what?

Emily Prentiss:
Your badge

Penelope Garcia:
Please

Brad:
I am sorry, that's...

Penelope Garcia, Jennifer 'JJ' Jareau, Emily Prentiss:
Classified of course

Emily Prentiss:
[takes out her badge] Tell me Brad, does it look anything like this?

Jennifer 'JJ' Jareau:
[takes out her badge] Or, uh, this?

Penelope Garcia:
[takes out her badge] Or maybe this? [Brad walks away]