Criminal Minds2005

Penelope Garcia:
Okay, you can be honest. I can take it.

David Rossi:
Okay, I prefer my pasta al dente, and the pancetta was a little weird.

Penelope Garcia:
Oh, that's 'cause it's tofu.

David Rossi:
Tofu? I give you my recipe and you do an improv?

Penelope Garcia:
No, no. I followed it down to the micron, aside from the pig. Look, master of all things Italian, I am having a Fellini festival at my house this weekend, and I must serve the beautiful food of his country.

David Rossi:
Maybe you should show a Disney film and stick with burgers.

Derek Morgan:
You know, Rossi, you could always give Penelope a cooking lesson.

Penelope Garcia:
Oh, my gosh, that would be amazing. That would be like... That would be like the Iron Chef meets the BAU. And we could do it at your house.

David Rossi:
I don't have a house, I have a mansion.

Aaron Hotchner:
All right. Let's get started.