Criminal Minds2005

[last lines]

David Rossi:
Cooking is the most sensual art form. And these are my paints.

Penelope Garcia:
So your hands must be brushes.

David Rossi:
Don't interrupt. In a pot of boiling water, we cook our spaghetti until it's al dente, firm to the tooth. Here you go. Everybody pass it around. See? Feel the texture. There we go. Okay. Now, in a large pan, we fry up our pancetta. Keeping a sharp eye that the edges are crisp.

Aaron Hotchner:
But careful not to burn the onions.

David Rossi:
Bravo, Aaron! We saut? until translucence.

Derek Morgan:
[hearing ding-dong] I got it.

David Rossi:
Grazie mille! [seeing JJ raises the glass to her lips, puts up a hand to stop her] Oh! Now, we mix in the eggs, the parmesan, the spaghetti and parsley. You see, it's all about timing and rhythm. And if you don't feel yourself doing it properly, please, order a pizza.

Dr. Spencer Reid:
Sorry, I'm late.

David Rossi:
Yeah. And this is why I cook alone.

Emily Prentiss:
So, when do we get to drink the wine?

David Rossi:
Almost there. Okay. We start at the beginning. You eat what you cook, I'll supervise, but we're gonna do this all together, just like a family.

Jennifer 'JJ' Jareau:
[holding the glass] Okay now?

David Rossi:
Now. Salute! [everybody's "Salute!" follows]