Criminal Minds2005

Penelope Garcia:
[picks up a phone] If this is a sales call on a Sunday morning...

Jennifer 'JJ' Jareau:
Settle. It's me, JJ. I tried your cell. Listen, something's come up. You need to get down to the office pronto.

Penelope Garcia:
Oh, you are kidding.

Jennifer 'JJ' Jareau:
I know. I wish psychopathic killers would be a little more respectful of our weekends, too. But what are you gonna do? Is everything okay?

Penelope Garcia:
No. Kevin and I got in a fight last night, and to self-soothe, I drank a lot of wine. And, JJ, you know I can't drink wine. Why did I drink so much wine?

Jennifer 'JJ' Jareau:
You'll be fine.

Penelope Garcia:
No, I don't know. 'Cause right now, everything is blurring. Oh, my God. My hair hurts. How is that possible? He's coming out of the shower. I hate confrontation. It was such a fight. I hate confrontation.

Jennifer 'JJ' Jareau:
Then don't confront. Just kiss, make up, and get your butt over here.

Penelope Garcia:
[ding-dong] What is this, Grand Central Station? [knock, knock] Oh, God. [opens the door] Kevin.

Kevin Lynch:
I am so sorry about last night. I should not have stormed out like that.

Penelope Garcia:
You stormed out?

Kevin Lynch:
Yeah.

Penelope Garcia:
You stormed out all last night?

Kevin Lynch:
Yeah. What's... [Garcia closes the door and finds Morgan]

Derek Morgan:
Hey. You see we gotta go in, right?

Penelope Garcia:
Yes. Yes. JJ just called me, too. Let's go. My things. This is mine and this is mine and this is yours. This is mine. See you there. [opens the door, to Kevin] Hey, let's go.