Criminal Minds2005

[last lines]

Derek Morgan:
Hi, Miss thing. Enough is enough. It's time for you and me to have a little sit-down. What's going on with you? Half the time I call, I get your voicemail. When I do get you, I don't get even a little bit of sass coming my way. Now, what's the deal? Hello!

Penelope Garcia:
Okay. Look. I get it that men and women are different and Venus and Mars and all that stuff, but I do not understand how you...

Derek Morgan:
Whoa, whoa, whoa, whoa, pump your brakes. What is this about?

Penelope Garcia:
You were in my shower at 7:00 in the morning.

Derek Morgan:
Because I shower at 7:00 in the morning. Baby, you had a little too much to drink the other night. You called me to come over and keep you company.

Penelope Garcia:
I know. I remember that, but...

Derek Morgan:
Okay, what happened between us was popcorn. And a movie on TV. Which you fell asleep in the middle of, by the way.

Penelope Garcia:
So, you slept on the...

Derek Morgan:
Couch.

Penelope Garcia:
Yes, you did. Oh, thank you. Oh, thank you, God, for maintaining the integrity of my most beloved of friendships, and from now on, I promise only mostly the purest of mineral water will cross these lips.

Kevin Lynch:
[comes in] Hey, plum sauce, are you coming?

Penelope Garcia:
Yes. I'll be right there.

Kevin Lynch:
Hey, Derek.

Derek Morgan:
Hey, what's up, man?

Penelope Garcia:
Since the fight, we have decided to have a standing date every Tuesday night.

Derek Morgan:
Good luck with that with this job. You got a great guy out there. You know that, right?

Penelope Garcia:
I know. What does a girl do when she has two great guys?

Derek Morgan:
She doesn't pour that extra glass of wine.

Penelope Garcia:
Yeah. Okay, love you, bye.

Derek Morgan:
Plum sauce?