Criminal Minds2005

Penelope Garcia:
So, I have a confession to make.

Derek Morgan:
Mm.

Penelope Garcia:
You are not the first guy to call me "baby girl."

Derek Morgan:
Get outta here.

Penelope Garcia:
It's true.

Derek Morgan:
It better not be that guy.

Penelope Garcia:
Oh. No. Actually, it was a different guy.

Derek Morgan:
Okay, I'll bite. How did this pretender to the throne end up stealing my fire?

Penelope Garcia:
I'm going to tell you, but first, I have to explain an explicit, sexually inappropriate detail what a flarpy blunderguff is. Okay, so, you need like an oil-based paint and some charcoal and some sort of food that you love. I mean love, because you are gonna be with it...