Criminal Minds2005

Dr. Spencer Reid:
This is where a pimp works?

Alex Blake:
According to our local source, of all the pimps in town, this is the guy known for imported girls. [Blake and Reid come into the shop and Blake plays the recorded voice] Do you know who she is?

Dr. Spencer Reid:
She's speaking Brazilian Portuguese if that helps jog your memory.

Leon Burns:
What am I, Rosetta Stone?

Alex Blake:
Well, we have reason to believe she's a prostitute. Any of your girls, maybe from 15 years back, speak Portuguese?

Leon Burns:
I don't know who sent you guys, but you obviously got the wrong idea about me. As you can plainly see, I'm a... purveyor of fine meats.

Dr. Spencer Reid:
No, Leon, we were told that you run a pretty lucrative business on the side.

Leon Burns:
Now you're flattering me. I make a mean barbecue sauce, but I don't make much money on it.

Alex Blake:
You know, I find it interesting you haven't asked what any of this is about.

Leon Burns:
I have a dreadful lack of curiosity.

Alex Blake:
Well, let me fill you in. A child was murdered yesterday and at his home they found blood on his front door. Pig's blood.

Dr. Spencer Reid:
You know what? It actually just occurred to me, but I feel like this is the sort of shop you could find a lot of pig's blood.

Leon Burns:
Ah, you're right.

Dr. Spencer Reid:
We're not saying you had anything to do with this, Leon. But we are saying that the FBI is desperate for any leads, and it would be a shame if we had to shut your shop down to collect DNA samples to try to identify the source of that pig's blood.

Leon Burns:
Now, look, I don't know nothin' about blood on a door. But I think I do remember something about a couple of Brazilian girls who used to work for a... an acquaintance of mine.

Dr. Spencer Reid:
What were their names?

Leon Burns:
Raquel Castro and Luisa Gomez. Raquel moved back to Brazil in '95.

Alex Blake:
What about Luisa?

Leon Burns:
That b*tch? She totally betrayed my buddy.

Alex Blake:
Did she walk out on him?

Leon Burns:
No. She married his best customer.