Criminal Minds2005

Penelope Garcia:
Okay, out with it. Where's your head at presently?

Derek Morgan:
Honestly, I'm trying to figure out why I'm not back at that police station trying to break this son of a b*tch.

Penelope Garcia:
Oh!

Derek Morgan:
What are you doing? What was that for?

Penelope Garcia:
For thinking that this is about you.

Derek Morgan:
Penelope, it is about me. He called me out by name.

Penelope Garcia:
[shouts] Oh!

Derek Morgan:
Will you stop doing that?

Penelope Garcia:
Seriously? Derek, seriously, in... You know, in the entire time I have known you, you are like the glistening hero in the movie of life. And now, just because some guy, some ass-hat guy decides to call you out by name, you think you have the right to get all weird and decide "this time it's personal"? Really? Derek, did you ever stop to think that said ass-hat is exhibiting this behavior just to get under your skin?

Derek Morgan:
As a matter of fact, I have.

Penelope Garcia:
Okay, you know, well, a real hero would roll with that instead of tripping over his gigantic ego. And as a wise black man once told me, "Baby girl, you be trippin'." So, I tell you what, why don't you call me back once you've gotten off the self-absorption train and decide to be a real hero. The kind that Cindi is waiting for. I am hanging up on you.