Criminal Minds2005

Derek Morgan:
All right, Rossi, talk to me. What's up?

David Rossi:
Only the sun. I like the sun.

Derek Morgan:
Cute. That's real cute. Look, when I was the gym, conversation around the free weights is Hotch is interviewing to be Strauss's permanent replacement.

David Rossi:
I know nothing.

Derek Morgan:
Come on, man, you sure about that? Why do I get the feeling you're being a profiler?

David Rossi:
If you have any questions about Hotch, maybe you should ask Hotch.

Derek Morgan:
Ok, look, I get it. Doing double duty after the sequester, fine, but taking on a desk job full-time? You know what they say about desk jobs.

David Rossi:
That's how you get the ladies?

Derek Morgan:
No. Sitting is the new smoking. That'll kill Hotch, and you know that.