Criminal Minds2005

Hamilton Bartholomew:
Normally the waitress has to pour me into a cab, not the other way around.

Regina Lampert:
Oh, really? Well this is me.

Hamilton Bartholomew:
I'm... I'm the SUV. I'm sorry. Listen, I know we just met. I can't... I can't let you drive like this.

Regina Lampert:
Drive? I'm sleeping in this b*tch. Don't be silly.

Hamilton Bartholomew:
Lock your doors. A lot of... A lot of creeps out there. Okay?

Regina Lampert:
Okay.

Hamilton Bartholomew:
Well... Good night.

Regina Lampert:
Good night. Hey. Do you have a cigarette?

Hamilton Bartholomew:
Uh, yes, I do. Just don't tell my wife. I promised her I'd quit.

Regina Lampert:
Okay.

Hamilton Bartholomew:
Yeah.

Regina Lampert:
It'll be our little secret.

Hamilton Bartholomew:
Okay.

Regina Lampert:
You know, I never knew why I hated that song so much. But tonight you helped me figure it out.

Hamilton Bartholomew:
I did, huh?

Regina Lampert:
Yeah, you did. That's the song you played when you raped me.

Hamilton Bartholomew:
What?

Regina Lampert:
[uses electroshock wand to him] I was hoping you'd comeback. [uses it again]