Da Ali G Show2003

Ali G:
What is legal?

Richard Thornburgh:
Well, I think most conduct that all of us engage in on a day-to-day basis is legal.

Ali G:
So what is illegal?

Richard Thornburgh:
What is illegal is what the elected representatives of the people define as crimes.

Ali G:
What is barely legal?

Richard Thornburgh:
Well, that's when you get into technicalities and that's why you have trials.

Ali G:
Cos me saw this film called Barely Legal 3 and it was about these two naughty college girls, and them 'adn't done their 'omework, and then as punishment they had to have a three-header with their supervisor, this teacher. Is that to do with the law?

Richard Thornburgh:
Uhhh... It's hard to say. That would probably be governed by the rules of the institution, the college.

Ali G:
Yo, well, in this institution it was very strict rule that if you didn't do your 'omework you would get boned.

Richard Thornburgh:
Right. Well, that's a law of sorts.

Ali G:
Yo. Well, it's a well good law. Has you seen that film?

Richard Thornburgh:
Yes - No, I haven't.

Ali G:
You should check it out.

Richard Thornburgh:
[laughing] I will now because you've recommended it.

Ali G:
Yo. I mean, it's well good, it's like...

Richard Thornburgh:
Barely Legal?

Ali G:
Barely Legal 3.

Richard Thornburgh:
3, OK. Good.