Danger Theatre1993

[last lines]

Host:
Next week, we return with another thrill-packed half-hour of Danger Theatre. Don't make any plans. You won't want to miss it.

[a beautiful woman strolls onto the set and kisses the host]

Off-Camera Production Assistant:
Wh-what's going on? Who's she?

Host:
She's my date. I didn't want to waste the tux. Good night, good luck and bon appetite from "Danger Theatre".

Off-Camera Production Assistant:
What? That's our tux!

Host:
Try and catch me.

[the host and his date run off-stage]