Danger Theatre1993
Danger Theatre is an American half-hour comedy anthology series for television, produced by Universal Studios and originally aired on the American Fox network in 1993.
With two exceptions, each half-hour-long show consisted of two comedy segments, e… more »
The Searcher:
I'm a really big fan of Jimmy Jakes and Farmer Joe's Barnyard Follies. By the way, where is the little farmer? Out plowing?
Jimmy Jakes:
The farmer is trying to kill me.
The Searcher:
Your dummy... is trying to kill you? I see.
Jimmy Jakes:
Farmer Joe is a, er, um... a man.
The Searcher:
Of course he is. If he were a woman, you would have called him Farmer *Josephine*.
Jimmy Jakes:
You don't seem to get it. He's a little person. I found him 25 years ago in an orphanage. Farmer Joe is a dwarf.
The Searcher:
So, technically, you found him in a dwarfanage.
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