Daria1997

Jake Morgendorffer:
[Daria walks in the living room and sees the rest of her family seated] Hey, Daria! Come on in!

Daria:
Uh... what happened?

Quinn Morgendorffer:
Nothing - only somebody in this family turned out to be college material.

Helen Barksdale Morgendorffer:
Quinn was accepted to Manatee College in Florida!

Quinn Morgendorffer:
Remember those stupid worksheets we had to fill out for that course? Mine won.

Jake Morgendorffer:
I'm so proud of you, honey.

Quinn Morgendorffer:
Manatee... it sounds kind of European, don't you think?

Daria:
Uh, did you guys read this letter?

Helen Barksdale Morgendorffer:
Yes, and it says right there that she's in.

Daria:
And here at the bottom it also says, "Manatee College has no classes, but offers beachfront accommodations at a cost of $10,000 per semester."

Quinn Morgendorffer:
That's even better than we thought, right, Dad?

Jake Morgendorffer:
[Snatches letter from Daria] Give me that!