Daria1997

Thomas 'Tom' Sloane:
Why is everyone so mad at me?

Daria Morgendorffer:
Why? Why? Because I moved to this town and I knew immediately I'd be a total outcast. And in the one moment of good luck I've had in my entire life, I met another outcast who I could really be friends with and not have to feel completely alone. And then you came along and screwed the whole thing up!

Thomas 'Tom' Sloane:
All I did was meet a girl I thought was cool and I went out with her for a while. We started to get bored with each other. It happens all the time. It's nobody's fault.

Daria Morgendorffer:
Oh yeah? Would you still be bored with her if I weren't around?

Thomas 'Tom' Sloane:
Probably. And more to the point, she'd be bored with me. It's got nothing to do with you.

Daria Morgendorffer:
Good. Because I'm not interested in you, and I'd be stabbing my friend in the back if I even considered it

Thomas 'Tom' Sloane:
Exactly. And what kind of a jerk would that make me?

Daria Morgendorffer:
Exactly.

Thomas 'Tom' Sloane:
All right then.

Daria Morgendorffer:
Okay.

[they kiss]

Daria Morgendorffer:
Dammit! Dammit, dammit, dammit!

Thomas 'Tom' Sloane:
I liked it, too.

Daria Morgendorffer:
That's not funny!

Thomas 'Tom' Sloane:
I know.

[they kiss again]

Thomas 'Tom' Sloane:
That was definitely not funny.

Daria Morgendorffer:
I gotta go! [runs out of the car]