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Sam Evans:
You know, Joe, if all you think about is, uh, Carolyn, you'll, uh, you think very much about her, you'll get her out of Collinwood.

Joe Haskell:
Ah, but how? That's easier said than done.

Sam Evans:
Well, do you want to, uh, sit back and watch her grow old gracefully up in that mausoleum the way her mother has?

Joe Haskell:
No, certainly not.

Sam Evans:
Well, then you better do something about it. Otherwise, that's exactly what's gonna happen.

Maggie Evans:
You know, I think you ought to change your tactics, Joe. Try something new.

Joe Haskell:
Maybe what I should really try is a new girl. You wanna dance?

Maggie Evans:
Me?

Joe Haskell:
Well, not your father.

Maggie Evans:
I'd love to!

Joe Haskell:
Tonight, we'll forget all about the Collins family of Collinsport.

Sam Evans:
And I'll drink to that.