Dave's Old Porn

     

Dave's Old Porn2011

Dave's Old Porn was a comedy show starring Dave Attell that premiered on Showtime on October 20, 2011. Attell has described the series as "the Mystery Science Theater of porn." Through the show's Twitter account, Attell revealed Showtime passed on a… more »


Kayden Kross:
I do that in the orgies, actually: I can tell who was on the dick last.

Dave Attell:
Wow, you can smell it? Hm.

Jesse Jane:
Hm-hm.

Kayden Kross:
It's not a bad thing.

Jesse Jane:
Everybody has a distinct smell.

Kayden Kross:
Everybody has a smell.

Dave Attell:
Really?

Jesse Jane:
They do.

Dave Attell:
Oh, nice.

Kayden Kross:
Yeah, It's like a fingerprint.

Dave Attell:
We gotta get you guys working at airport security. You guys have like these amazing like sixth, seventh sense.

Kayden Kross:
We're like detectives.

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