David Frost Presents

David Frost Presents1968



Teddy:
What animal makes the noise, "meow?"

Mrs.Maurice:
A car?

Teddy:
Nearly! Ca... ca... ca...

Mrs.Maurice:
Ca... ca... bus?

Teddy:
No. Ca... ca...

Mrs.Maurice:
Aeroplane?

Teddy:
No, no! Ca... ca... ca...

Mrs.Maurice:
Ca... ca... ca... MOTOR TORPEDO BOAT!

Teddy:
NO, NO, NO! Ha, ha, ha... bad luck, Mrs. Morris, jolly good try. No, Mrs. Morris, what ANIMAAAAAAL... ha, ha... makes the noise "meow?"

Mrs.Maurice:
Oh, that's easy. A cat.

Teddy:
A what?

Mrs.Maurice:
A cat!

Teddy:
Then why did you say "motor torpedo boat?"

Mrs.Maurice:
I'M 943!

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