Dawson's Creek1998

Doug Witter:
[Doug pulls Jack over for speeding] Looks like somebody's in quite the hurry this morning.

Jack:
Sheriff Doug. I'm sorry. I'm late, I'm trying to get to class...

Doug Witter:
Well, I have no choice but to issue you a citation for doing 40 in a 25.

Jack:
Look, I already have all these, these points against my license. D'ya think maybe there's something I could to to... get you to look the other way?

Doug Witter:
May I remind you, Mr. McPhee, that attempting to bribe a public official is a serious offense.

Jack:
Well, you know, I was just hoping I could appeal to your greater sense of compassion?

Doug Witter:
[Doug thinks about it and then leans over and kisses Jack] All right. Just this once I'll let you go with a warning.

Jack:
[Jack puts his hand over Doug's] Thanks, honey.

Doug Witter:
[Doug laughs] No. No - never call me honey.

Jack:
Dude, it's a deserted road. Chill.

Doug Witter:
Don't call me dude, either.

Jack:
All right. Tonight? Uh, dinner later?

Doug Witter:
Yeah. I'll cook. My place.

Jack:
Great. I'll bring the handcuffs... kidding.

Doug Witter:
Yeah, I'll see you. Jack - slow down.

Jack:
Yeah. [Jack turns to look at Doug's rear end as he walks back to his sheriff's car]